Crackers! (David Roberts) pdf, epub, doc

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Dirty Bertie 'Crackers!' is a hilarious little book. Written by David Roberts this book is part of a series that follows the antics of the main man himself, Dirty Bertie. This particular story is divided into three parts and is set around Christmas time. Part one, entitled ‘Baa!’ tells how Bertie manages to get his dog a part in the Christmas Nativity play as one of the shepherd’s sheepdogs. Everything is perfect until Bertie discovers that his dog is the musical type, and as a result he starts to howl along to a rendition of Silent Night. Part two describes how Bertie has to accompany his father to Santa’s Grotto and play the part of the Elf at the Christmas Fair. The only reason he decides to do it is because his father promises him one of the best presents. Bertie, however, decides to get Angela Nicely to take his place and as a result doesn’t get the present he wants (he ends up with a Fairy Wand). In part three, Bertie’s contrary Great-Aunt Morag comes to stay with them for Christmas. Not knowing what presents to buy his family (as he only has fifty pence), Bertie decides to make them all Christmas Crackers and fills them with ‘excellent’ gifts. Aunt Morag is disgusted with what she receives (a sweet made from soap) and leaves immediately. The story ends with the family grateful that Aunt Morag has made a quick exit, and are left to enjoy the rest of Christmas Day without having to listen to her complain.

Overall this book is comical, Dirty Bertie always manages to get himself in trouble one way or another. In my opinion it is geared towards those aged between nine and ten, and is suitable for both boys and girls. The story also contains some good words which would be really useful for vocabulary building. I have given it four stars as it was a very enjoyable read.

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